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Friday, May 7, 2010

From this Mamma to All You Mammas!

Ladies! Today's OUR day!

Live in the luxury provided by your precious children...

Enjoy the family you have so tirelessly, yet effortlessly, cared for...

and Let Loose!

After All.........

HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY!

From: Two Diva-Moms

To: YOU!

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Beauty Queen Commandments

1. Thou shalt NOT covet a celebrity's body. It's NOT real--hired chefs, personal trainers, airbrushing and photoshop create a nice but unrealistic image. We are real...YOU are real. Enjoy it!
2. Know that you are gifted. Search for your gift and know it's a marathon, not a sprint.
3. Thou shalt keep your FB Status updates humorous or entertaining. AND, do NOT reply to my status with your poor judgement!
4. Stay Tuned............
5. Thou shalt always jingle & shine! One bracelet is NEVER enough. May we always wear rhinestones and radiate the beauty of our joy!
6. Thou shalt NOT sport an "orange glow" tan! Vitamin D & SPF are a necessity! (and it isn't fooling anyone!)
7. Prior to passing judgement on another's style, whether silently or audibly, please consult a mirror to assure that your style is AT LEAST within 2 years of being current! Otherwise, find the nearest mall & welcome to the present!
8. To speak one's mind is BLiSS! To be silenced by fear is TrAGic! You ARE your own best advocate!
9. A true friend knows the words to your imaginary theme song and sings it loudly and proudly with you in public. P.S. Thank you for the stage, Starbucks!
10. Live like a role model, Love even when you don't want to, and Laugh through it ALL! After all, you may be the only Jesus someone sees...or their only Jeff Foxworthy!