PrissE: Hey, Sassy! Does this constitute a "drinking problem??"
PrissE: WHEW! I'm keeping bottles...I wanna make a chandelier! You know, shine some drunken-light on the world! AJAJAJAJAJAJA (that's 'aahahahahahaha' in Spanish for those who are not bilingual laughers)! You're Welcome, World.
Sassy: See! You're providing a service! DUH! WINNING!
PrissE: Thanks! It's my 'Tiger Blood-Warlock-ishness.'
Sassy: I know! My mind is 'logged-in,' like the night I made the "Here's Your Vibrating Coaster, Now Go Stand Over There To Wait For Your Table" pager buzz with my mind!
PrissE: Ajajajajajaja!!! "Tiger-blood, telepathy, AND wine-bottle chandeliers!" DUH! That's WINNING!!!!
Sassy: Wurd. Also, next time I get to name something, I'm gonna name it 'Lacedarius.'
PrissE: I like the name, "Sha-Laundray Isdone." You know, like "your laundry is done but with the long-a sound at the end of laundray!" OMG!!! Ajajajaja!! It's one of my 'ghetto names' for one of my 'sistah' voices who lives in my head!
Sassy: Gurl. Wouldn't it be funny if Lacedarius met and married Sha-Laundray?!
PrissE: I think they'd name baby #1 "Boniva Bone-Fixa!" Ajajajajajajja!!!!
Sassy: fon-et-ikly please....
PrissE: That's baby #2!!!!!
No. We did NOT drink all that wine for the wine-bottle chandelier. We're just that funny. You're Welcome, World.