...And let me tell you, it has been a crazy, fun, busy, roller coaster of a month! In fact, I'm pretty sure that the time's gone by so fast since I was but a mere 38-year-old (because remember? my 39th birthday was only a month ago?) that I'll be a 'Fabulous 40' in less than a year! Oh. Wait. I'm sensing that math isn't computing....
Speaking of my 39th birthday, one of my wonderful presents was a pair of tickets to my favorite sports-event of the whole entire year (Mr. Analytical got a pair of the same tickets for his birthday, too! 2 + 2 = 4! Betcha didn't know today's post was going to be so arithmetically inundated!?)!!! Just take a gander at these babies!!
Jealous much???? You know you are!
Well, now we're faced with the fact that we have 4 tickets and 2 grown ups between the 2 of us.....whoever shall we take with us to the most fantastic football game ever?? They've gotta be a couple we have a blast with any time we're together. They've gotta be tough, too. It's hot at that game for a while, then it gets cool in the night air....and let's not forget the crowd and dumb drunk fans that give the rest of us elegantly loyal fans a bad rap! (P.S. Hey, drunk fan! Yeah, you. I got video of you....so you might wanna NOT "throw a boot" just in case you need to run, cuz your mom won't be happy what with all the bad-word-bombs you're dropping and the nasty tobacco spit dripping from your face!)
WHO ELSE WOULD WE TAKE??!! None other than THE BOSSMAN & SASSY!!!! DUH!
And check us out! We aren't even sportin' the same 'fan-fare,' yet here we are, all civilized, cruising around the tail-gating party and getting caught in photo ops! (Also, notice the random-red-raider-fan...)
When we finally make it to our seats, we're just as marvelously well-behaved as we show kindness to all around us and display our sportsman-like support for our favorite teams! What a wonderful night was had by all! Especially all who were wearing the Burnt Orange! And, thanks for being such AWESOME friends and 'fans in the minority,' Bossman & Sassy!
....On a side note: Here's another mathematical equation for you (..and no. it's not about anyone in our 4-some..): 13 Girls (all under the age of 12) + 10 Dads (most of whom were over the age of 35) + 1 Flask (I don't know it's age) + All the Junk Food the Dads would buy (again, not sure of the ages of the food...hopefully not expired!) = ?????????
*Answer: 2 (maybe 3, depending on how many are on the plane) clogged toilets and extra charges for using excessive numbers of 'airsick' bags on the flight back to Austin!*
HOOK 'EM HORNS!!!