Ever feel like everyone around you is wearing big heavy boots and they're pressing them down on your neck?
It's just me?
In my most 'not complaining' voice, I'd like to suggest maybe some of you shouldn't wear those heavy boots right now.... it's spring and I'm terribly worried your feet will get sweaty.
Horrible doesn't seem like a strong enough word to describe the things that happened in my life before 8am this morning. Strangly, they pale in comparison to what's waiting for me on the other side of 10am.
Declaration of the day: I promise to only use the word 'horrible' to describe sand storms, fires and movies.... from now on.