Friday, June 18, 2010

There are many good uses for buggies.

Ah.... it's summertime, and the livin' is easy!

I really mean that people! Stuff's movin' really slowly around here. We just wear swimsuits and sunscreen most days. The A/C is the only household appliance I care about right now, and you really couldn't get me to put makeup on for very many reasons. It's just that time of the year. Enjoy it!

I still have to run those occasional errands. A quick stop at the grocery, or more frequently at the Walmart. These days, I usually have my posse with me, and I've noticed one really weird thing. I can't quite figure it out.....

Why do the children walk right in front of you? Why do they walk really fast, until they step right in front of you and then they either stop completely, or slow down? Why? Any thoughts?

There are two possible major safety problems with children walking in front of me.

Number 1: If it's a small child, he(or she) will get completely crushed.
Number 2: If it's a bigger child, the teenager(or pre-teen) will completely crush me, in a weird banging way, that hurts all my joints. (I can't tell you how I already know this.)

I'm just a regular mom people, I can't take very many more of these banging incidents. I'm gonna wear out early. I need a solution.

So, I started to make good use of the buggy.

That's all you really need to know.... there are many good uses for buggies. There. I helped you today.

You're welcome.


  1. Love it!! E has definitely started doing that!! oh my gosh so annoying!! and i know i have years of this ahead of me....unless i can get her trained really well....hmmm thinking that would be great but probably utopia and NOT gonna happen!! Unfortunately she loves to walk right in front of the basket!! she's still too small and i'm afraid the basket will crush her!! children!! gotta laugh and love them! thanks for the post!!

  2. Gurl! I shove my chiren aside ALL the time!!! Next time, I'm gonna just step on 'em! or, maybe run over 'em with a nice buggy.....