Dear Boy aged 14-16,
You're not 'all that'. Deodorant is not optional. You're not invisible when you pick your nose. Yes, girls notice. Also? Please pull up your pants, take a shower, and consider a haircut.
All My Love,
Every Substitute Teacher in the Universe
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I would like to add:
ReplyDeleteThank you for your smiles, your laughter and the fact that you still love a good snowball fight. Thank you for the way you act when you think no 'girls' are watching.
You'll be a good husband and father someday, but for now.... please stop calling me Ms. or Dude.
Amen.
so...one comment I tried to leave yesterday was: "And, when I call you on the carpet for oozing your stupid gene on your Y chromosome, don't look at me with that 'who? me? i'm all shocked and stuff!' expression! it only ADDS to your stupid gene on your Y chromosome!!!"
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