Shame on you, Internet provider! You knew I had no DSL service. Five long days passed, and when I finally increased my phone call frequency to every 2 hours, amazingly, my DSL service was fixed.
Shame on you! Shame on you for making me use my MEAN consumer voice! Shame on you for disregarding my problem until I went into crazy person mode. Shame on you for poor service.
We're putting this into PrissE's book!