Forgive me, Diva, for I have sinned. It has been, well, forever, since my last confession.
What sin have you committed my child? you ask.....Oh, Diva. Where do I even start?
Have you stolen or been immoral? you ask.....well, no. Although, I do seem to have appointed myself 'Master Welder Pimp' lately (and to my friend who is a phenomenal welder, I truly apologize. But if you are ever in need of an "agent," shall we say, I'm your girl!). But, I digress.
Diva, I have done the unthinkable! The unforgivable! I.......I...........I HAVE FLAGRANTLY MISUSED MY CLEVER WIT AND SARCASM.......AND MY INTERNET!! I hit "Send" and sent an obnoxious email to someone............AAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Diva, how....HOW can I reach into my computer and rob the information super-highway of an ill-worded, poor judgment email??? I need it BACK!!!!