Everything you never wanted to know.

Sometimes I wonder.... have I always been like this?

Let's start with the easy questions.

Sassy, have you always enjoyed ice cream?



Why, YES! I certainly have!! Also? My little children love ice cream!



I scream, You scream, we ALL scream for ice cream!!!

Sassy, have you always talked on the phone a lot?



Why, YES! I always have.... sometimes while drinking heavily. Obviously, I'm a gifted drinker. Keep your comments to yourself.



I can also talk on the phone while eating delicious chocolate cake!



Ah... cake, cake, glorious cake!

Sassy, have you always enjoyed the changing of the seasons?



Why, YES! I always have!! The fall pumpkins are nice, but I have always enjoyed a sassy little spring bonnet.



If I had to pick ONE season that has always been my absolute favorite, it would have to be SUMMER! (That's me in the bikini.)



Oh, beloved summer... why does thou forsake me every year? You leave just when I need you most, and certainly, you take your time showing up again. Oh, how I love thee.

Sassy, have you always enjoyed a good laugh? a broad smile? and a good hearty chuckle?



YES! I certainly have! I think it runs in the family....