Dear Marketing Department @ Wienerschnitzel:
Have I got a marketing campaign for you! All you need are about 5 or 6 children around the ages of 3-10 years old--and we've got some perfect candidates for 2 of your children--a hot dog, a chair, a mic, and a camera!
Scene: A white and empty room with a chair in the middle. Seat a child on the chair with a hot dog in his/her hand, and ask him/her to say "Wienerschnitzel." Keep that camera rolling and catch their EVERY attempt at pronunciation! Your Slogan: "Wienerschnitzel. Hard to say. Easy to eat."
(This was a discussion between my children about where to eat for lunch one afternoon recently)
Little: Weenie World...oh. Wait. Ummmmm...
Big: It's not 'Weenie World.' It's Weenie-Shitzel.
...........and this went on for at least 20 minutes.......without ANY success!